YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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