And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
it was like having sex with a tree stump
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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