I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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