the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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