i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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