I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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