Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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