It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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