Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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