Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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