at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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