I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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