In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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