Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
