before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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