Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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