Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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