just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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