Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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