No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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