My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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