whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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