Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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