i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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