question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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