I hate your face
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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