Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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