: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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