Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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