Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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