"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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