Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
