was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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