Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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