So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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