It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
