Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
