Sry I called you an 8
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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