shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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