I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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