I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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