Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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