I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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