high people should be assigned attendants
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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