So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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