It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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