Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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