just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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