come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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