ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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