The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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