sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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