I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
there is glitter all over my balls
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