I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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