He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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