I wanna bring you to show and tell
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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