We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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