Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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